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20x HARDEN THE FUCK UP - CEMENT ULTIMATE ASSHOLE pack

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Had a hard day?

Or know some who has?

Sick of hearing how hard peoples lives are ?

Or how tired & sore they are... like they're the only ones that work or have problems right? They're the ones that need this!

Have you thought about telling them to

HARDEN THE FUCK UP!

Hand these out to anyone that says they've have a hard day, or they have a cold, sore arm, headache, no time, stressed out, got work to do. Getting ready for a tough meeting? - hand these out to the team for kick-ass confidence builder!

Or if your mates skirt get's caught in the door while he's checking his lippy - stuff one of these in his purse and tell him it's time to

HARDEN THE FUCK UP!

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Here's your chance - hand them this block and tell them to,

"take two blocks of cement and HARDEN THE FUCK UP!"

So what is it exactly?

A small 40g block of Dark chocolate (Germany) with a customised wrapper that appears to be a traditional brown bag of cement.

Playing on the classic line,
"swallow some cement and harden the FUCK up"

It's the perfect small gag item to have handy, because before too long someone is going to have a whinge - whip this out on cue and put them back in their box!

send direct to your victim

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